I used to drive a Chevy Astro Van, and everything was fine until one day the drive shaft fell off and tore up the new gas tank I had just put it, which also had the fuel pump in it. And that was on top of everything else I had done!
So there I was, on Craigslist, looking up every pile of junk - (excuse me), possibility for miles around, knowing none of 'em were any better than mine was just the day before. It was like: "Sell it while it still works!" Right?
Then I got an idea, I started laughing, and I wrote this song.